This is Jayzk as a new author

Hey guys,
Jayzk is now an author on blog, "Yoski was Here." I don't think I'll be posting very much but remember, to all who see this blog, also check out,

http://random-nespersonified.blogspot.com

Thanks! :D
-Jayzk

A most (un)satisfying session!

Hello people of the world! I bring this news to you straight from the ice packs mouth! Tonight I went our ninjutsu adult class and guess what we did!! Grappling! And lots of it! :D It was super fun until my energy level crashed in blazing glory and I started sucking :P Lotsa biting......and scratching... I also got to work on some tessen and fancy-full kicks with Naomi which was fun until the boys started fighting T_T  "Sensei...we wanna play with the big kids! :3" Yeah....good stuff... I almost got my ear ripped off, life choked out of me, forearm dead :) Oh, and my knee and butt hurts! But thats just from me being an old lady and falling off a swing :P
       ***NEWSFLASH!!*** Im still alive even after walking mere  blocks from a halfway house...told you I was a big girl -.-

Peace out! (:
-Whiskey (new nickname :P)

Shufflin :3

A long time ago my friend Sam introduced me to the 2 Step (UNK) and for the life of me I have never been able to get it! >.< It's this crazy dance move and it kinda looks like you're flying....but on the bright side, I discovered that I'm quite good at shuffling and other street dancing :D FINALLY the weekend, so I plan on doing quite a bit of that... OH AND GUESS WHAT!!!!! I TURN 14 IN ****27**** DAYS!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Peace out^^
-Yoski (:

Up-the-date

Yesterday, my dear little brother Jalapendro came over and in a few short hours, I managed to:
-Introduce him to video games (you're welcome :D)
-Skin my elbow on my house
-Laugh at him
-Get water dumped all over me
-Laugh summoar
-umm....OH! and we did some homework!
-MOSES walked out of the wildernezz!
           what an interesting mind.....
Today I did........nothing =.= we went and looked at a house that we might buy :( nice house, but the neighborhood looks like a nuketown....and I discovered that it's very possible to headbang to celtic music!! :D

Peas out! I gotta squeeze in as much sleep as I possibly can before I have to get up in notenoughsleep hours :|
-Joskee

Jet skis, burrs, and school

So as you may have noticed from a previous post, I went somewhere this weekend :) I was in Ogallala, Nebraska with my amazing friend Jordan! The place we [Jordan, his mom and her boyfriend, and Kayla, his sister, and I] stayed in was like a little townhouse/condo and it was sooooooooo cute! :D And beautiful!! There were views everywhere [which wasn't very hard to get, seeing as its flat :/ ] I found out again how crazy of a jet ski driver I am...the people behind me almost flew off about a hundred times :P We went swimming a TON and I got sunburned EVEN THOUGH I PUT SUNSCREEN ON EVERY FREAKING FIVE MINUTES!! ...*ahem*.... Lotsa fun stuff done! We jumped off a big cement box into 4 feet of water (my idea) and then all these little kids and creepy people got up in our grill either trying to copy us or tell us it wasn't safe >:/ I had to tell them how to jump off without getting hurt...I felt pro :D It is quite flat which means a lot of field-y plants everywhere {tall grass, sunflowers, pokey, etc...} and we went on several long walks through said herbage causing our shoes, socks, and pants to be covered in spikey stuff :( I came across a stalk of the plant that provides the world with burrs...I put it on Jordan and he threw it back aaaannnnnddd it stuck to my face T_T Very painful. It didn't come out easily. It's still sore and bumpy :\

On to more recent news: First day of school =.= I still hate it. End of story...

And I have a headache :(

<3 a very "._." Yoski...

:D :D :D

GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK MY HAIR'S GETTING CURLY!!!!!!! FINALLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

NEWSFLASH!

 Hey there my people, what's it like in Colorado? I'm a hundred miles away and jet skiing when I should be reading books...normal English might be what I took...I'll have to look!
 Hey there you people don't you worry bout the timing, I'll be back before you know it and I'll have done some writing like I should...it might not be all that good...but I'll get through!

Heheh :) you like? Great song, but what does it have to do with anything? I learned it on guitar and it sounds reaaalllllyy pwetty!! Now what's up with the lyrics?! I'm going jet-skiing with my friend Jordan! :D In Nebraska! :P

Yes I will get my work done.

Yoski (:

...umm....

Well I'm confused beyond belief right now...I'm pretty sure I HAD something I was gonna talk about... I don't know... I can't process right now... Need food.... And I should probably end this sentence thing somewhere.... Nah...

For Jalapendro

^(O O)^
 (/      \)
________

@(O.O)@

(\_/)
(o.o)
(u u)
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and look! its a witch! :D  -->  <[:^(

Its still sunday!!!

Wow! Today was really full of stuff! I got up, stressed out, went to the demo like 7 hours late, kiaied like a man >:D, had Sean over, stressed out again, and went to sleep, woke up at 5, and went back to sleep! :P So now its Monday...

MONDAY POST!

My throat hurts :( most likely from yelling at Mike as he was pretending to abduct me...and I sunburned the back of my neck x.x How can we solve these problems?? TEA!! :D Black tea compress for mah neck, chamomile for my throat. Fun stuff. It works. On to other matters... My main source of food has run out!!!! T_T All that's left of my delicious family sized box of Honey Bunches of Oats is powder at the bottom of the bag...*sniffle* I had to search through my horridly empty fridge to find something to eat, and settled on potato wedges :( I also have a V8 sitting right here beside me and I'm wondering if I should actually drink it :| Healthy....smells okay.....*ittle sip*...*tmptmptmp*.... :D Nom!

IKSOY!    (OMFG O.O)

Shoppinginging!

Sorry I haven't posted! My computer was broken :( But it's okay now :D

Just did all my school shopping today and I took after my very frugal sister Shari and managed to spend only $250 including clothes and haircut :) WHICH! I got a really scary/pretty/reallyreallydifferent hairstyle! Happyhappyhappy!! I have bangs now :D And shorts... Today I managed school shopping and church off of 2 handfuls of dry cereal and half a delicious pita pocket. Sometimes I feel like that would be unhealthy... :\ I don't starve myself! I promise! :P

School countdown: Too soon! T.T

Yoskeeeeeeeeeeeee

OWOWOWOWWWW!!! x.x

I. Am in. So. Much. Pain. x.x [and OMG I JUST KILLED A FLY I FEEL LIKE A FREAKING NINJA!!]{but that's beside the point} You see, I'm in ninjutsu. I am also part of the demo team and we happen to be putting on a show at America the Beautiful park this Sunday at 3 :) Guess what I get to do!! A dive roll! Over 5 people! ON CONCRETE!! :D x.x.x.x.x.x  I tried doing normal rolls with Sean today down his street (he be a brutal trainer) and I now am the proud father of a terrible brush burn! I can't even sit down from landing on my hips T.T    Totally looking forward to the demo... >.>

But on the bright side of things! Larry Crowne was absolutely fantastical! Everyone should see it! :) My room is finally clean after 4 days of suffering. I bought a spikey collar that I can kill people with. :P And I MADE HAKAMA!! {which are those puffy pants you see ninjas wearing and they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo comfy B) }

Peace out! Don't steal Jen's life experiences. And never get mad at me when I steal your ending!
---------> Joskeh :)